Existential Dread Will Last Forever, why not Mitigate It with a Great Body


Singularity is upon us. This awesome jump rope does more than any other jump rope. Existence is what you make of it, so make muffins topped with something tasty. Smart Rope not only tracks your jump count, calories burned, workout time, daily goals, challenges you set yourself, and a leaderboard (and more), it also looks neat! So try to temper the inevitable advent of death and decline by working out with Smart Rope! This product might not give you everlasting happiness and glory, but neither will it take it away!